10 chickens and a c0ck

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10 Chickens and a C0ck


A priest in a small rural town was very fond of his 10 chickens and 1 handsome c0ck he kept in a hen house behind the rectory. One Saturday night the priest discovered that the rooster was missing. At the same time the priest heard rumours of c0ck-fights being held in town.

Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Mass. During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome c0ck?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome c0ck?"

All the women stood up.

"Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean either. Who among you will confess to having seen a c0ck that doesn't belong to you?"

Half the women stood up.

"Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody seen my c0ck?"

All the choirboys stood up!
 
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Here's another to go with the one above:

A poor farmer was running low on money, so he had to go to market in town and sell a few chickens. He went to the barn and decided on a rooster and a young hen, also known as a pullet. He got his donkey out to ride in town.

The donkey was very stubborn and would only walk if the farmer first scratched his ears. So the farmer scratched the donkey's ears for a few minutes, quickly grabbed the rooster and the pullet, one under each arm with his hands around their necks, and rode off to town.

Just at the edge of town, the donkey stopped and refused to go any further. The farmer knew that the donkey wanted its ears scratched, but he had the chickens under each arm. What to do, he wondered?

Just then a lady walked past on her way to the market. Perhaps she can help, he thought, so he asked her " 'Scuse me madam. Could you hold my c0ck and pullet while I scratch my a$$?"
 
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