One day an accountant comes home from work and says to his wife, "honey i got a tattoo!" she greets him and says "why in the hell did you do that? you're an accountant, you don't need a tatto!"
"but i like it" he says. the wife finally gives in, " ok ok so what did you get?" he says "a 100,000 dollar bill on my p*nis!"
"YOU DID WHAT?" she says.
"wait hold on, let me explain.....
i'm an accountant so you know i like to play with money.....
and i like the feel of money in my hand.......
and of course i like it when my money grows.......
BUT BEST OF ALL, now instead of going to the shopping mall and wasting money, you can stay here and blow a hundred grand.
"but i like it" he says. the wife finally gives in, " ok ok so what did you get?" he says "a 100,000 dollar bill on my p*nis!"
"YOU DID WHAT?" she says.
"wait hold on, let me explain.....
i'm an accountant so you know i like to play with money.....
and i like the feel of money in my hand.......
and of course i like it when my money grows.......
BUT BEST OF ALL, now instead of going to the shopping mall and wasting money, you can stay here and blow a hundred grand.
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thats funny