A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed SWINE," retorts the lady indignantly.
In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!!!"
"Hey coola down lady," says the man, "Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a ta tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed SWINE," retorts the lady indignantly.
In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!!!"
"Hey coola down lady," says the man, "Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a ta tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."