Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to
the place where they first met. Sitting at a cafe, the little old man says,
"Remember the first time I met you over 50 yrs ago? We left this cafe,
went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."
"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.
The old man proposed, "Well, for old times' sake, let's go there again,
and I'll give you one from behind."
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting
next to them has overheard their conversation and smiles to himself,
thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up
and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works.
The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress. The old man pulls
down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the
fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has
ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace
that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the
movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they
collapse and don't move for an hour.
Well, the young man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that
equates to this - not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own
experiences. Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "If only I
could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"
The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves.
Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner. He says, "Sir, in all my
life, I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your
secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"
The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that f*cking fence wasn't electrified!"
the place where they first met. Sitting at a cafe, the little old man says,
"Remember the first time I met you over 50 yrs ago? We left this cafe,
went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."
"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.
The old man proposed, "Well, for old times' sake, let's go there again,
and I'll give you one from behind."
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting
next to them has overheard their conversation and smiles to himself,
thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up
and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works.
The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress. The old man pulls
down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the
fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has
ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace
that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the
movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they
collapse and don't move for an hour.
Well, the young man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that
equates to this - not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own
experiences. Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "If only I
could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"
The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves.
Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner. He says, "Sir, in all my
life, I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your
secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"
The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that f*cking fence wasn't electrified!"
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