A man walked into a jeweler's shop late one Friday, with a beautiful young lady by his side.
"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said.
The jeweler looks through his stock, and takes out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000.
"I don't think you understand... I want something very unique," the man said.
At that, the jeweler went and fetched his special stock from the safe,
"Here's one stunning ring at $40,000."
The girl's eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.
"How would you like to pay for it, sir?" the jeweler asked.
"I'll pay by check, but of course the bank would want to make sure that everything is in order,
so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow. Then, I'll pick the ring up on Monday,"
suggested the man.
Monday morning, a very pissed-off jeweler phones the man, "You bastard, you lied!
There's no money in that account."
"I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had?" the man chuckled.
"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said.
The jeweler looks through his stock, and takes out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000.
"I don't think you understand... I want something very unique," the man said.
At that, the jeweler went and fetched his special stock from the safe,
"Here's one stunning ring at $40,000."
The girl's eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.
"How would you like to pay for it, sir?" the jeweler asked.
"I'll pay by check, but of course the bank would want to make sure that everything is in order,
so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow. Then, I'll pick the ring up on Monday,"
suggested the man.
Monday morning, a very pissed-off jeweler phones the man, "You bastard, you lied!
There's no money in that account."
"I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had?" the man chuckled.
