CHEERS! - All I Wanted...

[CosmosBlack]

When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with large tits.

When I was 16, I dated a girl with large breasts,
but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a
passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen,
cried all the time and threatened suicide, so I decided I needed
a girl with some stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

At 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did crazy, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met.
She made me miserable as often as she made me happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless,
so I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground and I married her. She was so
ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now I am 43..... and all I want, is a girl with big tits.

 

[Kirby]

Hahaha, sounds like someone I know!!!

 

[MyHarley]

shows you men are never satisfied.........

 

[epj3]

Show's you there's no woman worth keeping

 

[finch]

lol.. yeah im with epj3..

 

[Bryan330i]

Good one