CHEERS! - Are You Hungry?

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A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast,
"Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"

He declines, "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra,
It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunch time, she asks if he would like something, "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines, "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat,
"Would you like maybe a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie?
Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again, "Naw, still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
 


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