CHEERS! - Blonde Bends Down

[CosmosBlack]

A blonde was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.

The man said, " I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground
at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way
with you from behind!"

The blonde thought it over and told the man to wait a minute.
She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.

Her girlfriend said, " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up
and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."

An hour later the blonde called her girlfriend back.

"What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The blonde said, " That Mother-F*cker had $500 in quarters!"

 

[MyHarley]

for shame.............

 

[aNoodle]

Sounds reasonable....he didn't pay in pennies...

 

[BMW-FW26]

Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough they were.
The first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times." And with that he slams another shot.

The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing. I take those Decon tablets, cut them up and snort them just for the fun of it."

And with that he slams another shot.

The third mouse slams a shot, gets up and walks away. The first two mice look at each other, and then turn to the third mouse and ask, "Where the hell are you going?"

The third mouse stops and replies, "I'm going home to **** the cat."