CHEERS! - Blonde on a Plane

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On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a
blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move
to the economy section since she didn't have a first class ticket.

The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York
and I'm not moving."

Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the
co-pilot to speak to her. He went to talk to the woman, asking her to
please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde replied,
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving."

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should
do. The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde and I know how to handle
this." He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear.

She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section, mumbling
to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?"

Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked the captain what
he said to her. The captain replied, "I just told her the first class section
wasn't going to New York."
 


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