CHEERS! - Chinese Newly Weds

CosmosBlack

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A Chinese couple working in a Chinese restaurant, fall in love and they
got married - and she's a virgin!

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her
husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring,
"My tarling, I know dis your firs time and you vely frighten. I plomise you,
I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting you wan....Wat you wan?"

"I want numma 69" she replies timidly.

He looks at her, very puzzled and says, "You want.....Beef with Broccoli?"
 


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