These are old, but...
After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have
come up with a catch phrase to describe the Clinton Era.
It will be called SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.
The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton
has proven that you CAN get sex from Aides.
Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was
anything like Monica Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no cigar."
The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on
Monica's dress: "Presidue"
Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges:
Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Bringham Young.
Congress has come up with a solution to prevent antics such as
Clinton's in the future. They added an 11th commandment:
"Thou shall not put thy rod in thy staff".
Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming
forward and not one is his sister!
Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortune teller who intoned,
"Prepare to become a widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent
death!" Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have
come up with a catch phrase to describe the Clinton Era.
It will be called SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.
The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton
has proven that you CAN get sex from Aides.
Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was
anything like Monica Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no cigar."
The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on
Monica's dress: "Presidue"
Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges:
Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Bringham Young.
Congress has come up with a solution to prevent antics such as
Clinton's in the future. They added an 11th commandment:
"Thou shall not put thy rod in thy staff".
Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming
forward and not one is his sister!
Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortune teller who intoned,
"Prepare to become a widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent
death!" Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"