A little boy walks into his parents' bedroom to find his
mommy on top of daddy, humping up and down.
Mommy spots him and dismounts quickly as the boy
leaves the room. Worried about what her son has seen,
mommy quickly dresses and goes to find him in his bedroom.
The son asks, "What were you doing to Daddy, Mommy?"
The Mom replies, "Well, you know how Dad has a big tummy?"
The boy answers, "Yes he sure does."
"Well, I have to get on it sometimes to help flatten it," explained Mom.
The boy says, "You're just wasting your time, that will never work."
The Mom is confused, "And why not, son?"
"Because whenever you go shopping, the lady across the street
comes over, gets down on her knees in the bedroom,
and blows Daddy's tummy back up!"
mommy on top of daddy, humping up and down.
Mommy spots him and dismounts quickly as the boy
leaves the room. Worried about what her son has seen,
mommy quickly dresses and goes to find him in his bedroom.
The son asks, "What were you doing to Daddy, Mommy?"
The Mom replies, "Well, you know how Dad has a big tummy?"
The boy answers, "Yes he sure does."
"Well, I have to get on it sometimes to help flatten it," explained Mom.
The boy says, "You're just wasting your time, that will never work."
The Mom is confused, "And why not, son?"
"Because whenever you go shopping, the lady across the street
comes over, gets down on her knees in the bedroom,
and blows Daddy's tummy back up!"
![[rofl]](/images/smilies/icon_smile_rofl.gif "ROFL [rofl]"){kind=icon}
![[:D]](/images/smilies/biggrin.png "Big Grin [:D]")
