A bloke is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde
behind him has just waved her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback
that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar, he can't place where
he might know her from, so he says, "I'm sorry, do you know me?"
She replies, "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.....Christ!
He whispers, "Are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the
snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some
wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse!?"
"No," she replies coldly, "I'm your son's English Teacher."
behind him has just waved her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback
that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar, he can't place where
he might know her from, so he says, "I'm sorry, do you know me?"
She replies, "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.....Christ!
He whispers, "Are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the
snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some
wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse!?"
"No," she replies coldly, "I'm your son's English Teacher."
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