CHEERS! - Venison

[CosmosBlack]

Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend.
The wife cooked up the deer steaks and served it to the husband
and children. The husband thought it would be fun to have the children
guess what it was that they were eating.

"Is is beef?" The daughter Katie asked.

"Nope," said the Dad.

"Is it pork?" the son Willie asked.

"Nope," said the Mom.

"Heck, we don't know, Dad!" Willie exclaimed.

"I'll give you a clue," the Dad said, "It's what your mom sometimes calls me."

"Spit it out, Willie!" cried Katie, "We're eating Asshole!!

 

[manuel]

bahahaha! oh man...

 

[CosmosBlack]

I'm thinking to post a joke here daily, or every other day, just to cheer our members up. And in response to Push's post that the General Chat Lounge is dying...maybe it would help attract more members here. I'm gonna name the threads "CHEERS". What do you all think?

 

[MrElussive]

Great idea ! Now I can be even more addicted to this forum !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[xLibelle]

yeah, my friends have all left me, i keep on hearing, "we'll leave you to your precious bmw web site" .... im not sure what they are on about

 

[SoonerE39]

Another joke:

Many people don't know about the ancient indian customs of how they are given their names.
One day, an Indian boy is asking his mother, "Why do we all have strange names like 'Soaring Eagle' or 'Running Bear'. The mother explained, :"WHen the child is born, the mother steps out of the teepee and names the child after the first thing she sees when she steps out." "Oh, that explains it" said the boy. The mother turned to him and said, "Just let me know if you have any other questions, Two Dogs Screwing."

 

[jonnyz16]

great i love it . It does seem the posts are slowing down . I guess its the weather up north ..snicker , snicker ..