My sister sent me this the other day and thought it was pretty funny - so I'm sharing it with all of you.
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy...How about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had an "Elect John Kerry" bumper sticker on it. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at our age.
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy...How about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had an "Elect John Kerry" bumper sticker on it. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at our age.
