Funny Political “Dear Abby” Can be taken either way

[Bryan330i]

Dear Abby,


I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed
as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my
sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite.


My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two
sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers, one is
currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of
sexual misconduct with his three children.


I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives
in Longview, She is a part time "working girl". All things considered,
my problem is this. I love my fiance'and look forward to bringing her into
the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.


Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John Kerry for
President?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

 

[MrElussive]

Lol, that's pretty funny.

 

[Dave8812]

 

[Bryan330i]

This was actually sent to me by a very dedicated republican. But I would change the location; it fits better in Nevada and Las Vegas than Texas.

 

[Tom]

LOL, thats great.

 

[aNoodle]

LOL.

Not far off from the "Letters to Home" from supposed soldiers in Iraq. (Always unsigned, unavailable for interviews, sent massively over the internet.)

 

[theBMWenthusiast]

lol, nice