Install a home security system in four easy steps:
1. Go to a second-hand store; buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.
2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo
magazine.
3. Place the largest dog dish you can find out there beside those items.
4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like: "Bubba
use your key. Big Mike and me we went to get more ammo and pick up
Cletus. Back in 15 min. don’t disturb the Pit Bulls, they just been wormed."
1. Go to a second-hand store; buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.
2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo
magazine.
3. Place the largest dog dish you can find out there beside those items.
4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like: "Bubba
use your key. Big Mike and me we went to get more ammo and pick up
Cletus. Back in 15 min. don’t disturb the Pit Bulls, they just been wormed."
