A lady walked into a BMW dealership just to browse. Suddenly
she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen,
a Schwartz Z8 and walked over to inspect it.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little fart escaped her.
Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
noticed and hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now.
But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, is
a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame.
How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiles back and asked, "Sir, what is
the price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very
sorry to say that if you farted just by touching it,
you are going to shit when you hear the price
she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen,
a Schwartz Z8 and walked over to inspect it.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little fart escaped her.
Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
noticed and hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now.
But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, is
a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame.
How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiles back and asked, "Sir, what is
the price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very
sorry to say that if you farted just by touching it,
you are going to shit when you hear the price
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