JPM going to nascar!

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hahahahahaha, oh montoya, we knew you had it in you, hahahahaha, the world was quietly laughing at him before, and now its just boldface sidesplitting laughter right in his face. career suicide is right, wow, this is going to put a grin on my face for days. SEE YAAAAAA.
 
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Honestly when I first heard this, I thought it was a joke!!! It's going to be hilarious... you'll see all these nascar hick drivers with beer bellies and those 1990's style sunglasses



and JPM will be wearing whatever metrosexual crap he can get his hands on. After the race he's going to be going after the driver that bump'd-n-rub'd him to a DNF, and he's going to start a prissy girly fight with them. He'll definitely be the one throwing the first slap and his (hot, gold-digging) wife will leave him for Jeff gordan, and will eventually be saddened when she finds out he is a not-so-latent homosexual. In the end, through his now ex-wife - JPM will hook up with Jeff Gordan and they will race their rainbow cars and live happily ever after.....after 500 miles of extreme tunnel vision driving in a circle.

Anyone remember the video of when JPM ran into the guy holding the camera, and then acted like a little bitch? I think this is why it is so much fun to make fun of him!!!!!
 
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he only did it because he wants to eat hamburgers again....

tubby...

good riddance, i couldnt stand supporting him in my team, thank god hes gone...
 
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mclarensmps said:
he only did it because he wants to eat hamburgers again....

tubby...

good riddance, i couldnt stand supporting him in my team, thank god hes gone...
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HAHAHA [clap] [clap] [clap] very funny.

I'm anxious to see the race schedule next year... if there is no USGP, I'm going to find it hard to pay attention to F1. I'm going to spend my time watching an already much more fun race, the Grand American series. Can't help but watch these races with teams like turner, bimmerworld, etc.... all places I've bought stuff from. Plus the races arent $130+ for a ticket...
 
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I'm pretty sure there is gonna be a US GP next year, Bernie can't afford to not have one, he has said so in not so many words.

You're totally right about the ticket prices, it's pretty much ridiculous to say the least.

As for other series, i wish there was some way i could get the British WTCC on TV here, i would love to see Zanardi spank some ass in his custom built BMW...
 
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