I figured out my diet for the next couple of days. One part Alka Seltzer morning relief, one part Alka Selkter cold relief, One part Alka Seltzer flu, two parts Advil, 22 oz. cold water, 4 teaspoons homemade Echinacea extract (has vodka in it
), 2 bowls grits, rolls paper towels (toilet paper works as well, when there is no time to grab paper towels), $35 for expense of repeatedly flushing toilet, and 2 Carl Hiassen novels.