Pranks. Give us your stories.

[codex57]

I just found out a prank I set a few days ago went off yesterday or today. I had gone over to my friend's house and while I was there, I snuck into his sister's room and turned the volume on her alarm to the loudest setting. Apparently it just went off recently. What's even funnier is that it's like the 4th time I've done this to her and I even gave it away when I asked her earlier about her alarm b/c I had assumed it had gone off already.

What pranks have you guys pulled?

 

[PuShAkOv]

One time I hacked BMWBoard.com for fun and replaced the homepage to redirect to my porn site for an hour. No offence Tom.

 

[Kirby]

Our company did an experimental production run of fermented fish which was then spray dried into concentrated fish powder (it's a long story). You can imagine what this crap smells like. We took some of the fish powder and mixed it with Vaseline, and put the goo on several co-workers car door handles. Their hands smelled like fish for several days!!!!!!!

 

[epj3]

I hacked pushakov's site, and took all his porn. bahhaha

 

[ooo000HITMAN000ooo]

LOL

 

[Dinan55]

I just found out a prank I set a few days ago went off yesterday or today. I had gone over to my friend's house and while I was there, I snuck into his sister's room and turned the volume on her alarm to the loudest setting. Apparently it just went off recently. What's even funnier is that it's like the 4th time I've done this to her and I even gave it away when I asked her earlier about her alarm b/c I had assumed it had gone off already.

What pranks have you guys pulled?

I used to do that to my mom.

 

[junglestylz]

My old roomate used to eat all my food, so I boughtht a ten pack of ex-lax tablets, crushed them up, and put them in a thing of my yogurt. He never ate my food again. He was on the shitter for like a week. Then he stole $20 from me so I put Nair in his conditioner bottle. The dumb bastard thought he had cancer. I have a bunch of these, but the best is what my sister did to her ex-husband. He cheated on her and came home one night, so she waited until he went to sleep and shoved an Epilady down his pants!!!! Somebody has to ask me about the hotdog incident in basic training.

 

[VANCE]

junglestylz


ill bite...whats the story behind the hot dog and basic training??

 

[junglestylz]

PFC Carter was this huge texan that I went to basic training with. This kid used to snore like an outboard motor, so we tried to think of what to do to him that would be original. About two weeks before we graduated, I snuck a hotdog out of the mess hall. That night, while he was snoring away with his head cocked to the side, I pulled down my pants and took this hotdog and wiggled it around in his mouth until he woke up. When he started to open his eyes, I stuck the hotdog behind my back so that he couldn't see it. He flew out of bed, and started to slap me around, and I was laughing so hard I couldn't even move. It was the most screwed up thing that I have ever done to anybody. Even after two weeks of everyone trying to tell him, he still wouldn't believe that it was a hotdog. He probably has the biggest complex now because of a Hoffman.

 

[frolf]

interesting that this came up just now. This weekend was huge for us. This is kind of a long story, but is probably worth it if you are at work. It all starts a week ago.....

My friend we call Makr (mack-er) had a bunch of kids vandelize his neighborhood. He went into action and held a stake out all night, caught the kids, and deemed himself the "neighborhood hero" because the vandelism was ended. This really started to piss the rest of us off, cause Makr is a big loser, but we love him for taking pride in being the bottom of the barrel.

So last friday we were all sitting around and came up with a wonderful idea....

We did a reallly week TP job of his house that night, and waited. The next day he got on the horn to all of us that the kids were back and that there was going to be this massive stakeout to catch them. Another good friend of ours (Egan) went in on the stake out with him. Egan was our insider, he knew what was about to unfold....

So saturday night, Makr organizes this big stakeout, walkietalkies, fatigues, two cars and two teams of ground units in his neighborhood. The rest of our friends who didn't know about this setup went out and got ski-masks and duct tape, also we had an air-soft gun. Now the stage is set, Makr and his team of about 6 are in position and waiting....

We planted a car near his house early on, and then about 2am went and hopped in the back. Egan radioed us makr's postion and the position of the others. One of my friends walked in front of Makr's house and tripped the motion activated light. This draws out makr and a few other kids from their cars. All my guys spring out from behind them and jump them. We wrestled two kids down, and started to duct tape mark's legs, and were eventually going to tape him to a tree. Things got out of hand when an unexpected car showed up at Makr's house and half the people split. Makr yelled "get the gun get the gun, they are heading north." the kids who were part of the stake out had air-soft guns too and were roaming the neighbor hood. Suddenly everyone was spread out. Makr and his team regrouped at his house, still thinking we were a bunch of hooligans, not his friends, and thus scared shitless. The rest of us jumped in the back of the kids truck, still wearing our masks. This lead to the car chase, after about 15 minutes we pulled into the DMV, unfortunately the kid driving didn't know it was a oneway in, oneway out type of deal. So makr and his team of now three cars makes a blockade, and what they can't fill with their cars, they filled with themselves.
Now keep in mind we still have an insider, and he is driving. He made just enough room between the cars for my friends truck to get through. BUT there were still all the people linking arms in front. So my friend lines up, and guns it, all the people dive out of the way, and this starts the second wave of the car chase. the second wave was about 30 minutes long, and they eventually gave up.
they had NO CLUE it was us, and we wouldn't have told them, but my friend forgot to take his license plates off, so they were going to call the cops and stuff. So the next day we got in the truck and went to Makr's, we all stood in the back and honked the horn. When Makr came out we were all giving him a standing ovation.


now how is that for a prank.

 

[junglestylz]

We took my friend nate when he was drunkenly passed out one time and secured him naked to a telephone pole on the street in front of our house wrapped in clingwrap and christmas lights.

 

[cariblue]

at work I unplug telephone receivers, tape down the thingy under the phone, re-arrange keys on keyboards, turn everything up-side down on someones desk and bulletin board. My daughter got me one time. She tied a rubber band around the sprayer attachment on the kitchen sink, and it got me when I turned the water on the next morning to make coffee.

 

[vlad]

There was a nasty round of car pranks going around where I used to work, this is when I owned a '76 2002. Someone thought that I had let the air out of one of their tires and did the same to my car. When I found out who it was, I took a bag full of the remains from film hole punch, (thousands of 3/16" circular pieces of thin film), and dumped them into the open t-top of their firebird.

It took him at least a year to finally get all of them out of the interior.

 

[dsobering47]

whats funny as hell........my friend was over and we went to bed, and i got some of that gatorade powder mix(for the drink stuff) and put it in his sheets. When you sleep, you usually sweat, so when he sweat....he turned the color of the gatorade(blue).....it was funny since he woke up and looked like a smurf.

 

[ILuvBMW]

LOL those are funny