Well... Honestly at this point I'm about to say screw it and call it a day already. Here's what happened...
7:00am I wake up to go to the gym and do 1/2 hour of cardio, but on the way out of bed I plant my foot in a nice BIG... no HUGE pile of doggy diarrhea. GREAT! Ok, so after cleaning up the mess and washing the crap from between my toes I shake the whole ordeal off and head to the gym.
My workout was great, aside from the fact that I wanted to hurl due to my earlier experience... Anyway, I get back to my place, take a shower, and am about to eat breakfast when my girlfriend informs me that there is another little pile of goodness waiting by the door. My dog was sick... real sick.. she got into something yesterday that upset her stomach badly. Ok.. back to pile #2... I had just finished taking my shower and was clean and ready to go to the office so I asked my girlfriend of 3 years if she would help me out and clean this small pile up. She hadn't showered yet and I thought this was a reasonable request. She refused. Gave me some line about "when we have kids, she's going to be the one cleaning everything up... bla bla bla..." I snapped... this resulted in me calling her everything in the book. I know... I know... not good. But shit! I was already running late and she just wouldn't help because she didn't feel like it.
So, after cleaning up pile #2, I made a few more upset remarks towards my girlfriend and took my dog and left for work.( i bring my dog to the office everyday). Soooooooo..... after siting in traffic for some time I look over at my pooch and wouldn't you know it. MORE diarrhea! Only this time all over the passenger seat of my bimmer! AAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally I get into work, take my dog inside, and grab as many cleaning supply's as I can find. For the next hour or so I cleaned shit out of the cracks of EVERYTHING! I nearly lost my breakfast. So, now all said and done I'm starting my day an hour late and with a whole hell of a morning behind me. Best part is when I get home I'm going to have to face my lazy inconsiderate f'n girlfriend again. I seriously wish I could start this whole day over.
7:00am I wake up to go to the gym and do 1/2 hour of cardio, but on the way out of bed I plant my foot in a nice BIG... no HUGE pile of doggy diarrhea. GREAT! Ok, so after cleaning up the mess and washing the crap from between my toes I shake the whole ordeal off and head to the gym.
My workout was great, aside from the fact that I wanted to hurl due to my earlier experience... Anyway, I get back to my place, take a shower, and am about to eat breakfast when my girlfriend informs me that there is another little pile of goodness waiting by the door. My dog was sick... real sick.. she got into something yesterday that upset her stomach badly. Ok.. back to pile #2... I had just finished taking my shower and was clean and ready to go to the office so I asked my girlfriend of 3 years if she would help me out and clean this small pile up. She hadn't showered yet and I thought this was a reasonable request. She refused. Gave me some line about "when we have kids, she's going to be the one cleaning everything up... bla bla bla..." I snapped... this resulted in me calling her everything in the book. I know... I know... not good. But shit! I was already running late and she just wouldn't help because she didn't feel like it.
So, after cleaning up pile #2, I made a few more upset remarks towards my girlfriend and took my dog and left for work.( i bring my dog to the office everyday). Soooooooo..... after siting in traffic for some time I look over at my pooch and wouldn't you know it. MORE diarrhea! Only this time all over the passenger seat of my bimmer! AAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally I get into work, take my dog inside, and grab as many cleaning supply's as I can find. For the next hour or so I cleaned shit out of the cracks of EVERYTHING! I nearly lost my breakfast. So, now all said and done I'm starting my day an hour late and with a whole hell of a morning behind me. Best part is when I get home I'm going to have to face my lazy inconsiderate f'n girlfriend again. I seriously wish I could start this whole day over.
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