APARTMENT FOR RENT
A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night
with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not
have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write a check and
mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.' On the way to the
office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not
worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed
the following typed note:
Dear Madam:
Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
rented the apartment, I was under the impression that; 1) it had never been
occupied 2)that there was plenty of heat; 3) that it was small enough
to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been
previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely
too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250
with the following note:
Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to
remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if
you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlady. Send the rent in full or I will be forced to contact your present landlady.
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A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night
with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not
have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write a check and
mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.' On the way to the
office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not
worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed
the following typed note:
Dear Madam:
Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
rented the apartment, I was under the impression that; 1) it had never been
occupied 2)that there was plenty of heat; 3) that it was small enough
to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been
previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely
too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250
with the following note:
Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to
remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if
you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlady. Send the rent in full or I will be forced to contact your present landlady.
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