Some Home remedies

[Tom]

Some Home remedies .............

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the misses about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache.

 

[george]

lol ........... I like number 5

 

[PuShAkOv]

I don't get #6.

 

[Pink_Floyd]

I don't get #6.

If you take a laxitive it makes you have to take a shit real bad... and you'd be afraid to cough beause you never know if you'll just crap your pants.

 

[ooo000HITMAN000ooo]

lol those are great tom

push thats just sad that you dont get number 6

 

[Big Daddy]

The older you get the more #6 will ring true!

 

[manuel]

haha #6 is funny.

 

[tripulldee]

I'll have to try #3 next time i get yelled at for leavin the seat....see how they like that

 

[Big Daddy]

I want a garage with a toilet. or sink for that matter in it!

 

[mikev]

You can never have TOO many toilets.

 

[mikev]

How about this solution for squeaky breaks.



Owners of Bikes and Cars with annoyingly squeaky breaks simple pop into a hardware store and pick up a can of oil Hey Presto no more squeaking breaks.

 

[VANCE]

#6...THAT IS IS SOME FUNNY $HIT!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wadula]

nice stuff tom!!!

 

[ILuvBMW]

hahaha