The Perfect Golf Shot - Joke
The Perfect Golf Shot
Bob stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing.
Finally his exasperated partner asked, "What on earth is taking you so long?!"
"My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse balcony,"
Bob explained, "I want to make a perfect shot."
"Good Lord!," his partner exclaimed. "You don't have a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here!"
The Perfect Golf Shot
Bob stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing.
Finally his exasperated partner asked, "What on earth is taking you so long?!"
"My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse balcony,"
Bob explained, "I want to make a perfect shot."
"Good Lord!," his partner exclaimed. "You don't have a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here!"
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