Top 10 Reasons Why a Handgun is Better Than a Woman

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#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on
the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let
you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON THAT HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN


#1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
 
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Top Ten Reasons Porn is Better Than God


10) I can prove porn exists.

9) In porn, no one has to die for my sins.

8) Porn chock full of color photos instead of "thee" and "thou"

7) Bibles never have centerfolds.

6) Instead of telling what you shalt not do, porn gives you
ideas of things you CAN do.

5) Bible full of old bearded guys on camels; porn full of chesty babes.

4) That guy on the cross? In porn, he's there for FUN.

3) God: You have to atone for your sins.
Porn: Penthouse publishes them and your friends are impressed.

2) Your mom will never drag you to porn on Sunday morning.

1) Porn has exciting new books and stories every week.
The Bible hasn't changed in 2000 years.
 
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