Dumb LAWS

[junglestylz]

Only animal services officials and policemen may molest animals

Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.

It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.

It is illegal not to drink milk.

It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.

It is considered an offense to hunt whales.

No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.

Another one of the states I lived in. Good old Utah

 

[junglestylz]

If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

One that I do aggree with.

Molesting an automobile is illegal.

Oklahoma

 

[PuShAkOv]

Just imagine, these are the people running our country...



Also noticed, you have two of the same smilies:

 

[PuShAkOv]

Damn... I never noticed that before...

Sis.. you have a sharp eye (just like me).

 

[PuShAkOv]

Riiight... just like you.

but yes, I do have a sharp eye, my first day here and I already noticed.

 

[junglestylz]

Push has an eye for trouble [joke]

 

[ooo000HITMAN000ooo]

Push likes to make simple commets that end uping beeing the bigest fight in the world LOL j/k push