If you could punch any of these people in the face, who would it be?

[junglestylz]

Three surgeons are sitting down for lunch trying to figure out who the best people are to operate on.
The first one says that he likes to operate on on accountants. The other two ask why and he replies "because everything inside of them is numbered".
The second surgeon says that he likes to operate on electricians. When the other two ask why he says "because everything is color coded inside of them".
The last surgeon says that his favorite patients are french people. When the other two surgeons inquire as to why he likes to operate on french people. His answer is "Well, they have no balls. They have no guts. And their heads and their @ss are interchangable."

 

[VANCE]

heres what im takin about...

 

[junglestylz]

Could she honestly look any more coniving and fake¿ That is definately her "I'm gonna completely f*ck over, and destroy the living condition in NY" face.

 

[Dinan55]

What does narrow-minded have to do with typing errors? A joke is a joke.

 

[junglestylz]

erros¿¿¿¿¿ jk I know that I have typo's. But I am also aware that I am narrow minded when it comes to certain things. So oh well. Everybody is narrow minded about something.

 

[Heresy]

I would punch Lincoln. It would be funny.

dude, lincoln (in his earlier years) looked like he could take a punch and then proceed to open up a can of whoop ass.

 

[Bryan330i]

What does narrow-minded have to do with typing erros? A joke is a joke.

Did you proof read this one?

 

[Dinan55]

hahaha... nope! I was in school being gay.

 

[junglestylz]

Do you go to University of Michigan¿ I believe that it was there where they have a class to teach that.

 

[Dinan55]

Teach what?

 

[junglestylz]

There was a huge controversy because they wanted to start a class called "how to be gay". Personally, I believe in equal opprotunity, but that is bullsh!t. If the University of Auburn started a class called "how to be straight", there would be a damn war about it. Besides, don't gay people already know how¿

 

[Dinan55]

You know, we should invent something. If people can think of such stupid shit, we should have no problem inventing some stupid crap like Furby or something and make millions off of it. Now is the time.

 

[ooo000HITMAN000ooo]

How comw Dinan55 isnt on the list. J/k

 

[frolf]

who voted schumacher? booo whoever did

 

[ooo000HITMAN000ooo]

your a moderator go find out

 

[///M SPEED]

who voted schumacher? booo whoever did

I agree Schumacher rules!

 

[flashinthepan]

Awwwww...

Just for good measure..it'd be fun to bust Al Gore in the chops. Him and his "I invented the internet" rhetoric.

 

[junglestylz]

I have a stupid idea!!!!!!! If somebody could combine Viagra and Botox (an attenuted form of toxin that comes from the Clostridium Botulinum [Botulism], that is used as an advanced form of muscle relaxant to be injected into ones face to combat wrinkles. It is also the most deadly toxin that man has ever seen. Taking only 7 nanograms to kill an adult male. One ounce would kill off one million people!) in such a way that it relaxed all the testicular muscle, therefor making it impossible to ejaculate. It could mainly be targeted at the porn industry. The could get about five times as much work out of those lazy bastards!


By the way. Martha Stewart should definately be on the list. She would be my second only to Hillary "IMABADONE4NY" Clinton.

 

[wileycoyote]

I vote for the Pilsbury Dough Boy. There's entirely to much hostility in this forum, and he looks soft and plush. I like soft and plush. I think maybe instead of punching him, I will poke him in the belly, then maybe give him a little squeeze.

 

[Dinan55]

I have a stupid idea!!!!!!! If somebody could combine Viagra and Botox (an attenuted form of toxin that comes from the Clostridium Botulinum [Botulism], that is used as an advanced form of muscle relaxant to be injected into ones face to combat wrinkles. It is also the most deadly toxin that man has ever seen. Taking only 7 nanograms to kill an adult male. One ounce would kill off one million people!) in such a way that it relaxed all the testicular muscle, therefor making it impossible to ejaculate. It could mainly be targeted at the porn industry. The could get about five times as much work out of those lazy bastards!


By the way. Martha Stewart should definately be on the list. She would be my second only to Hillary "IMABADONE4NY" Clinton.

That's hilarious .