Internet liars and BS'ers

[flyinH]

I'd like to see a pic of this 6 speed monster with 306 wheel horse that does a 10sec 1/4 mile.

same here.i'd love to see 300hp run 10's,unless it has two wheels or is a mad go kart.

 

[skandalous]

Who knows. Maybe the wheels only put out 300 hp, but the rocket engine attached to the roof puts out several thousand pounds of thrust.

 

[///M SPEED]

Yea, if QuickCivic wants a real laugh, he should read our famous poser; CandyApple7. That thread is the thread of ages........what a moron.

 

[carcus]

LOL....this is my favorite one I found on LS1.COM


Reviewed by: ATV360K

Model/Style:
BMW M5

Price Paid: $85000 at september 15, 2003

Summary:
I am 16 years old and live in Texas, my dad bought me a BMW M5 brand new for my first car and fully loaded, with the GPS navigation, the wood, the sport seats, deep dish rims, etc. and i got giovanna racing rims but i dont know if i want to put them on cause they look pretty tight in my room. if you are looking for a fast and luxurious car, and have the money, then this is the car you want. i raced my friends Nissan 300zx twin turbo last week and he has been talking sh*t about how he is gonna beat me the whole school year, well i proved him wrong, my car has a stop watch with the onboard computer in it and he came to the finishing point 10 seconds after i was at the finishing line and he told me he had the petal all the way down. This car comes with a standard V-8 5.0 liter 32-valve engine and comes only with a 6 speed standard transmission, but my dad paid to get a automatic transmission but it is still 6 speed and it also has a automatic sports mode and it has a clutchless manuel, where you control when it switches gears but there is no clutch, it is also knowns as steptronic. The speed is electronically limited at 155, but you can illegaly take off the govenor(what electroically limits the speed) and after i took that off of my car i got it up to 240 mph and i know this because i got a huge ticket after the cop radared me.And not only will the speed impress you but also the take off, which BMW is known for, but the interior is nicer than our Diablo.

Strengths:
EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS AWESOME!!!

Weaknesses:
ABSOLUTLY NOTHING AT ALL,AND I AHVE WORKED THIS CAR MORE THAN ANYONE EVER HAS A CAR PERIOD AND IT STILL RUNS LIKE THE FIRST NIGHT I GOT IT.


This one really cracks me up........BWAAAAHHHAAAAHHAAAA!!!!!!

 

[PuShAkOv]

if he got a ticket for 240mph at 16 he wouldn't be here to talk about it. He would be arrested or driving license taken away form him until the age of 18 (at least).

How many Diablos do you think his family has?

This is 100% B.S.

 

[mikev]

Hehe if he actually knew about the car he might have been SO so so so so WRONG!

 

[carcus]

if he got a ticket for 240mph at 16 he wouldn't be here to talk about it. He would be arrested or driving license taken away form him until the age of 18 (at least).

How many Diablos do you think his family has?

This is 100% B.S.

Yep...but it was SO FUNNY reading the post. Posts like this are made on a hourly basis.....LOL. I think he was playing the game Diablo after he got board with Gran Turismo.....ROFLOL....

I have seen my share of BS posts here though as well.

Just thought you guys needed a good example of pure stackin it deep BS......hehe, that still cracks me up.

 

[xLibelle]

heh, i was gonna quote that 240 crap, but you guys agreed on that one.
i like how he is trying to tell us about what a govenor is and how he "took it off" hahaha

"not only will the speed impress you, but also the take off"

 

[Dinan55]

People like that need to be killed. If that kid was really 16, and came from a family with an abundance of high-performance supercars, he should also be able to spell "governor."

 

[Kirby]

He MIGHT have hit 240 mph...... if he drove it off a tall cliff and reached terminal velocity!