Police vs. Deer (Warning: Not for Push and other vegetarians)
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They have headaches because they go to peices over the stupidest things. point and case the TOILET SEAT![[eek]](/images/smilies/eek.png "EEK! [eek]")
we get hours of abuse over forgetting to put it down once in 3 years of a relationship. It does my nut. What you ladies seam to forget is that we have to lift the damn thing up and we don't worry about it one bit. Your always worring about how you look despite the fact that you always look great to us. your always pissed off that we stare at other womens butts but don't you think were not just comparing so we can gloat that we got the better model. after all we go to the club with you and were damn well gonna leave with you to. sorry bout that rough week![[;)]](/images/smilies/wink.png "Wink [;)]")
we get hours of abuse over forgetting to put it down once in 3 years of a relationship. It does my nut. What you ladies seam to forget is that we have to lift the damn thing up and we don't worry about it one bit. Your always worring about how you look despite the fact that you always look great to us. your always pissed off that we stare at other womens butts but don't you think were not just comparing so we can gloat that we got the better model. after all we go to the club with you and were damn well gonna leave with you to. sorry bout that rough week
Mike, tell us how you really feel............![[rofl]](/images/smilies/icon_smile_rofl.gif "ROFL [rofl]")
I see your points on several things........but not all women are like that......actually you will find that a lot of women can handle almost any crisis with calmness and forethought.
Most women don't care where the seat is, the question really from women is, who's going to clean the toilet...........
You've picked up on the most important thing a woman needs.........security......if you've made her feel secure, she won't care if you look, she knows you're going home with her........but how many men truly make their woman feel secure........
Let's all take a moment and ponder that......
I see your points on several things........but not all women are like that......actually you will find that a lot of women can handle almost any crisis with calmness and forethought.
Most women don't care where the seat is, the question really from women is, who's going to clean the toilet...........
You've picked up on the most important thing a woman needs.........security......if you've made her feel secure, she won't care if you look, she knows you're going home with her........but how many men truly make their woman feel secure........
Let's all take a moment and ponder that......
mikev said:
Hows it a surprise? to be honest most people put the seat down after (Draws the eye away from the toilet and up to the masage oil ![[:D]](/images/smilies/biggrin.png "Big Grin [:D]")
) Its the bloke comming home half cut and swaying merrily while syphyoning the python and peeing all over the floor, and back of the seat, that most women find annoying
) Its the bloke comming home half cut and swaying merrily while syphyoning the python and peeing all over the floor, and back of the seat, that most women find annoying
MyHarley said:
Mike, tell us how you really feel............
I see your points on several things........but not all women are like that......actually you will find that a lot of women can handle almost any crisis with calmness and forethought.
Most women don't care where the seat is, the question really from women is, who's going to clean the toilet...........
You've picked up on the most important thing a woman needs.........security......if you've made her feel secure, she won't care if you look, she knows you're going home with her........but how many men truly make their woman feel secure........
Let's all take a moment and ponder that......
I see your points on several things........but not all women are like that......actually you will find that a lot of women can handle almost any crisis with calmness and forethought.
Most women don't care where the seat is, the question really from women is, who's going to clean the toilet...........
You've picked up on the most important thing a woman needs.........security......if you've made her feel secure, she won't care if you look, she knows you're going home with her........but how many men truly make their woman feel secure........
Let's all take a moment and ponder that......
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